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ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

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plus-size-barbiee:

the-unstoppable-juggernaut:

squatsandtots:

Men don’t pee through the penis flap in the underwear?!?


This is what Tommy and his brother tell me…is this true?!

hahahaha! I never do. My other friends may or may not? idk. I def dont. I’m gonna give  a rough guess and say tht lots of dudes dont really use the flap for anything.

Wait what???

Wait so how do they do it?

precumming:

HOLY CRAP this one porn blog i follow posted a photo set of this guy i know 

and he starts off fully clothed and then gets naked his dick is like 10 inches!!!! i just texted him asking him whats up

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brandonu22:

accidentalslut:

That’s the only bit of advice I would give the up-and-coming female rappers. You could be as sexy as you want, but just maintain your dignity around these guys.

Wise words from an ACTUAL female rapper

Q’d

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purple-sapphire:

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

plus-size-barbiee

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If you’re ever looking for a face to sit on…

wildcardigan:

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look no further.

and don’t worry. i may be skinny, but my neck is strong. i can support you and your dreams

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youngblackandvegan:

i do not chase people

i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends

hell, i don’t even chase family

i’m here, and i’m important

i’m not running after people to prove that i matter

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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android18:

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the notorious tortellini

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dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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